fridaynightgallery:

Mushrooms and fungi -all coloured and complete

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

beyonces speaking voice is deep and powerful too like i feel like if she were to call me a mothafucka it would resonate down my entire ancestral line and make my first ever primitive ancestor collaspe and erase my entire family tree

  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
  • #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
  • tvspecial:

    *president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war

    awesomephilia:

    Purr = happy cat noise

    Gato = Spanish for cat

    Purgatory = infinite realm of happy Spanish cats